i can't stand it any more more
I can't stand it any more more.
I can't stand it any more more.
It's my mom. She's driving me mad. I'm gonna go crazy.
Examples of things that anger me:
"jessie's getting too fat"
"Jessie, eat more pasta!"
"Jessie, don't bring any more of your stuff to our house. I don't want your mess."
"Jessie, i want you to help me paint the house."
"Jessie take AJ to Chicago."
"Jessie make AJ study."
"Jessie take your uncle out and let him practice for his drivers test in your car."
"Jessie make your uncle's resume."
"Jessie why haven't you applied to school yet?"
"Jessie why haven't you gotten anything done yet?"
AND SHE STOLE MY FEMALE JOY TEA!!!
SHE STOLE MY FEMALE JOY TEA FROM MY ROOM AND SERVED IT TO HER BIBLE STUDY!!!
MY FEMALE JOY TEA THAT INCREASES FEMALE RESPONSE AND SENSITIVITY!!!!
MY FEMALE JOY TEA THAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT YET BCZ I WAS SAVING IT AS A SURPRISE TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYS!!!!
THERE WERE TWENTY!!!! NOW THERE'S FIVE!!!
AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE!!!
posted by Queen Jezebel the Wicked @ 3:47 PM
8 Comments:
Jess, you got to stay calm. It takes awhile to get use to living at home. My parents would drive me insane with their constant complaining and lack of parking skills in the drive way.
They would park right next to me. Our drive way is like 5 car length, so why are we parking right next to each? They are still doing it 3 years later, so I just hit my dad's crappy truck on purpose, destroying one of his head-lights. It just got to me.
Old people are crazy some times. I think in order to feel useful and have some kind of sense of control, your mom is saying all this crap to you.
I would just try to live with your mom and talk to your dad about it.
Maybe, he could help you with your mom. Good luck!!!
When are you heading to Madison? Maybe, we can all hang out again up in the Mad Town.
Jess.....*hug*
Parents are tough...really tough especially when you're used to being on your own. I wish I could say that I think it will get better, but I just don't know. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.
Keep your head up beautiful girl! Come see us whenever you need to.
i just can't believe she stole my female joy tea from my room and then SERVED IT TO HER BIBLE STUDY!!!
I mean, the other stuff I can and have handled for years, but to STEAL MY FEMALE JOY TEA??!
AND THEN SERVE IT TO YOUR BIBLE STUDY??!!
!!!!
I'm sorry Jess. This is the reason after coming home for one summer I decided never to do it again.
(I'm not looking forward to this coming summer, so much so I considered taking the housefellowing job here even though it would make things way too difficult)
I also wish it would get better. After my mom took some of my clothes and my dad kept insisting I be home by 10 pm, I had a sit down with them and explained some of the stuff I was used to. I tried to remind them that they were my age once and they must have stayed out and appreciated having their own space.
It wasn't until my mom started complaning to her girlfriends that she started realizing how much I was bending to them. They told her about their kids coming home.
It got better, but this summer it will be me and my brother for the most part. I could get into that, but I think I'll be done for now.
Hang in there Jess!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I'm sorry, Jess I feel for you, I really do(as one living with her parents)...but that is HILARIOUS...oh god.
Though I must say I feel very, very sorry for your tea. It should not have been used in that way.
The solution is clear.
Get your ass over here in Madison.
lovelovelove,
Steph
Might I suggest coming not this coming weekend but the one after? I have to go home and I don't want to miss out on any Jess action...
I miss you too much!
Jess, I'm so sorry. lol - maybe I'll get you a safe. ;) Howmsoever, you're totally the bee's knees for using a Velvet Underground reference. Sooo...hot...
yay araby!
i knew you'd catch it.
i've been listening to that song nonstop, as it is the only velvet underground song i was able to save to my comp before i dropped my mp3 player and it died.
*sigh*
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