22-D . . .

. . . is the very worst seat on an airbus and you should never under any circumstances volunteer to sit there. Here are some reasons why:

1. Row 22 is the very last row, which means everybody but you gets to recline their chairs.
2. Beyond the last row is where the stewardesses pepare drinks and don't shut the hell up about their intelligence-impaired children and ritalin for the next 4 hours of your flight--lucky you if you happened to have not slept at all in the last 48 hours!
3. Also beyond the last row is the bathrooms, and with 22-D being an aisle seat and all, every single person who uses the bathroom has to bump into you and/or lean on your seat while waiting for an available lavatory. But why is the passenger in 22-C, the other aisle seat, not affected by this inconvenience? Well, because he smells funny.
4. Since the stewardesses may want to make up for the lack of attentiveness showed prior to Christmas, they they will drive those goddamn drink carts down the aisles every 10 minutes.

"Water? Water? Water? Water? Water? Water? Water? Water? Water? Water?"

GGGGAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! WATCH THE ELBOWS!!!!

5. Getting up to use the bathroom only leads to some person taking over your spot while waiting for a vacant lavatory. And they will stand there for a good 2 minutes staring blankly at you as you try to explain to them that they're standing where you're supposed to be sitting, and that you don't actually want them standing there so you can sit in some other seat nearer the front of the plane. And then they'll say something totally retarded like, "oh . . . how convienient for you!"
6. You realize that 22-E is where you'd really wanted to sit all along-- my god, Mr.22-F is hott . . .